Amanda is awesome


alpha-beta-gamer:

Friction is a seriously funky space shooter where you plunge down a black hole full of nasty alien ships and the only way to charge your blasters is by flying as close to incoming bullets as possible.

Not only is everything on screen made up of Tron-like neon colors, the soundtrack is amazing – made up of awesome dance anthems by Tikal Shine that have a 90s feel and a strong Daft Punk vibe (and a touch of Boney M!).  Crucially, gameplay is fun and addictive too, the way you charge up your blaster by playing chicken with enemy bullets adds a great risk and reward element.

You’ll have to use your hard earned shots sparingly, shooting whole lines of enemies at a time is the best option if you want to survive this tricky neon blaster.  Like any shooter worth it’s salt, t’s a little tough, but as long as those funky tunes keep playing, so will you.

Play Friction, Free


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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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waakeme-up:

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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OHMF GOD

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westcoastwaterbender:

radicalmuscle:

onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!

What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun?

The fun kind.


briangefrich:

outofcontextdnd:

"I use my minor action to continue screaming."

Me while programming

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egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

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yourplayersaidwhat:

In one Shadowrun 4E game, there was a heavily cybered ork PC who dual wielded vibro swords and took great pride in tanking the fiercest of opponents uncontested. He was attacking the BBEG, a custom vampire who controlled seven swords that floated around him.

PC: I attack him with both swords. *rolls each attack*
DM: *rolls opposed tests* He parries both.
PC: HEY! He can’t do that unless he has two weapons as well!
DM: He has seven.
PC: Oh.

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marsmar-lord-of-mars:

I think this may be one of my favorite things to come out of this whole GamerGate shitstorm. 

Brianna Wu attempts to shit on some conference or something with the usual social justice bullshit but rather than posting to the conference she posts to some produce importer. 

The guy must have done his research because he later came out in support of GamerGate and went on to suggest a game idea with half the profits going to a good cause. Some peeps on /gg/ are planning on settings things up to get it happening. 

Then he suggested to fight all the hate against gamers by using a silly hashtag and putting fruit on your game device (console, PC, handheld, etc). 

The guy’s just….real fucking nice in general. This entire thing has been so goddamn peaceful which is great considering the bullshit Brianna Wu was doing before this. 


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  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry
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hauntrickstump:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

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