Amanda is awesome

I’m going to be really naughty here, and just evaluate the integral over its infinite domain without doing any limits. A pure mathematician would feel very strongly about this.

– Lecturer for a course on series and transforms. (via mathprofessorquotes) Via Math Professor Quotes

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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English is hard for computers to understand.

Blown to Bits, Chapter 4 (via boardingschoolcarnie) Via .303 Bookworm

I give up on counting!

– Math teacher after miscounting homework assignments to pass back (via mathprofessorquotes) Via Math Professor Quotes

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chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

George Takei is a beautiful human being.

I love George Takei!

George Takei being amazing

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  • Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
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Via Farhaan Khan, 18

Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not ‘you’. The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato. The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.

– (via we-are-star-stuff)

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It’s fun! – except for all of these horrendous-looking derivatives out there.

– Thermal Physics Professor (via mathprofessorquotes) Via Math Professor Quotes

If we didn’t have impressive-sounding names for things, no one would take us seriously.

– Kvothe, The Wise Man’s Fear by Patrick Rothfuss (via kingkillerarchives)

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NOTW in a Single Paragraph

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"As with all truly wild things, care is necessary in approaching them. Stealth is useless. Wild things recognize stealth for what it is, a lie and a trap. While wild things might play games of stealth, and in doing so may even occasionally fall prey to stealth, they are never…

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