I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THAT ARBY’S IS CALLED THAT BECAUSE ARBYS = RB’S AND RB’S = ROAST BEEFS AND OH MY GOD I FEEL FUCKING STUPID
WHAT, I DIDN’T KNOW THIS, THAT MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE.
2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers
what about 1982
Putting on your socks and then your shoes is not the same as putting on your shoes and then your socks.– Abstract algebra professor while holding his foot up for everyone to see (via mathprofessorquotes) Via Math Professor Quotes
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
Gobblely goop log heart is log heart to the gobbley goop power.– Algebra teacher (via mathprofessorquotes) Via Math Professor Quotes
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown
He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude
He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar
2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.
You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.
How do we always end up here
"Well how about a giant sign that says ‘Don’t.’ You could hit people with it."